Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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