I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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