I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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