Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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