i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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