in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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