Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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