I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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