She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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