addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Randomize
