FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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