I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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