This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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