This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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