cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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