I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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