If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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