i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Randomize
