i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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