doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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