FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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