weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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