She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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