omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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