got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I love you. Go after that dick
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