the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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