You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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