plz talk dirty to me
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
