Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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