the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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