So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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