He is an equal opportunity slut.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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