He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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