Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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