Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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