I looked at my own cervix.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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