im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Small penises have feelings too.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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