love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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