well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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