so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
two words...techno handjob
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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