trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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