I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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