quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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