I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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