This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Randomize
