I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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