yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I think pants incapable of making pants work
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
