You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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