Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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