I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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